jeff

a common name for people who work in finance and are quite rich because of it

guy 1: hi where were you?
guy 2 : oh i was meeting my friend jeff, he's a cool guy
quite rich

jeff by mcrumble April 13, 2026

Jeff

kid with a really really small dick

Jeff gets pegged by tasya every night

Jeff by Nigga67kid November 16, 2025

Jeff

Slightly soft, likes gardening and canning cucumbers, making salsa, being in weddings, probably had a colostomy at one point, and has definitely been to jail.

“That’s some great salsa, what a Jeff”

Jeff by Peppayourface September 30, 2025

Jeff. 

A guy named Jeff.

"Yo Jeff."

Jeff. by TheStraightForwardMan September 29, 2021

Jeff the Killer 

An original horror character who has spawned countless knockoffs and has been turned into some sort of sex icon by crazy fangirls

Go To Sleep is the catchphrase of Jeff the Killer

Jeff the Killer by CrazeWay June 12, 2018

Jeff Quackenbush 

Jeffrey Gerald "Jeff" Quackenbush (born July 7, 1953), is an American film and television stunt performer and stunt coordinator. He has worked in films such as Convoy (1978), Foul Play (1978), Delta Fox (1979), Airplane! (1980), The Cannonball Run (1981), First Blood (1982), Friday the 13th III (1982), The Star Chamber (1983), Commando (1985), Cobra (1986) and many more. As a stunt performer, Jeff Quackenbush has worked in over 600 TV projects, commercials, and feature films to his name. Jeff Quackenbush graduated from Mt. Lebanon High School in 1972. Jeff is married to his wife, Trisha whom he had two children together 💖💜💜✨💯💯

Pamela: "Who's that guy standing right next to the Dawn... Who's That!?"
Tommy: "That's the Hollywood Stuntman Jeff Quackenbush".
Pamela: "Wait. Jeff Quackenbush?"
Tommy: "Yup! That's Hollywood stuntman Jeff Quackenbush, when he got into the movie business he was trained by stuntman Hal Needham in 1975, and Jeffrey has worked as an extra in Gator (1976)".
Pamela: "Ohhhh... I wanna be a stuntwoman too!"

Jeff Quackenbush by Carl 'The Funny Guy' Plemmons June 16, 2020

Jeff Skinner jackpot 

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023