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Bad Mama Jama

A reference to a fine looking woman with well defined curves.

"She's a bad mama jama
Just as fine as she can be, hey
She's a bad mama jama
Just as fine as she can be

Her body measurements are perfect in every dimension
She's got a figure that's sho' 'nuff gettin' attention
She's poetry in motion, a beautiful sight to see
I get so excited viewin' her anatomy"
joe: "That Alex Miltner is really a Bad Mama Jama!"
frank: "Yes, shes is a nice young girl."
by jneu in the blue shirt April 1, 2009
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jagmaster 3000

one bad ass mother fucker that gets more than enough pussy
yo, wuzzup jagmaster 3000, how was dat bitch you tore up last night?
by shadowdick July 24, 2011
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Jamaican Beef Wrap

(N) The term used to describe when a women wraps their legs around a persons neck and defecates all over their face.
Girl to her friend "I gave Drake such a great Jamaican Beef Wrap last night, but i forgot that he didnt like corn."
by divingdays September 13, 2011
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Jamaican Grass

Slang term for marijuana (weed, cannabis, pot). Refers to how bountifully marijuana grows, like grass, in Jamaica.
It's friday night, let's pick up some Jamaican grass and kick back!
by sharetheshelter August 15, 2011
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Jaymaker

A Jaymaker is similar to a joint... only it's about a million times bigger, and rolled using pages of the Bible.

It is so large that any individual who would attempt to toke on the Jay would be knoked unconcious, as if they had experienced a Haymaker to the face from God.
Jimmy lifted the Jaymaker towards his face, his friends and family stood in awe. Before he put it to his lips he prepared himself with a final exhale then lifted it ever so gently closer and perched his lips around it. He took just a small toke to start with, holding the smoke in his lungs for just a moment before he exhaled again.

And as he exhaled a chill could be felt throughout the galaxy. And all over the world people stopped in amazement, Goosebumps ran down the spine of every woman and child, and a single sound could not be heard. Jimmy’s friends and family stumbled backwards as a holy glow began to surround him. Everywhere people’s heads turned to the sky as dark ominous clouds which once rued the Earth began to part and the sun shone brightly upon the people and the land.

And as the clouds parted and the light became brighter sound was swiftly returned to the land as the people began to murmur, they were afraid of the light so they hid from it and, and as they hid it slowly it continued to grow until finally it stopped. And like a flash of lightening it shot down from the sky and hurled towards the Earth, falling like a comet.

As it fell it appeared to get smaller, Jimmy could see it clearly from his room, but to him it seemed to be getting larger. It was speeding towards him like a magnet to metal until finally it was right in front of him. It was God’s hand. And before Jimmy could even try to move it struck him in the face and knocked him the fuck out.
by JayLaSoul January 13, 2011
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Jaymari

She's known for being a trip. Forgets her friend's birthdays. For some reason, she thinks she's funny. Lowkey might actually have a handicap condition. Thinks her friend's birthdays are in a whole other month. Makes cringy ass TikToks. Loves cheese fries. Overcomplicates simple tasks. Acts retarded at times. Lacks commonm sense in high-pressure situations. Trash at freestyling over facetime. has the most fye friends named Daniel. Takes pictures of you without you noticing shes kinda a creep.
Person 1: Yo did you see Jaymari's retarded ass fall down the stairs with cheese fries while making a TikTok yesterday?
Person 2: yeah bro she so retarded sometimes
by Ayyy.Daniel April 14, 2020
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cole jaymason

Work hard at everything you do and you'll achieve Cole Jaymason status
by BoiJay7 February 3, 2015
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