queef jar

Noun

A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.

“eves queef jar was stored under simons pillow, ready to be released the next day!”

by JoannesToe December 21, 2020

cookie jar

Las Vegas slang for bootyhole or anus.

Get yo hands out my cookie jar!

by stephen and patrick September 3, 2006

Party Jar

(1) Party Jar: A jar that one keeps full of condoms of different varieties for special occasions.

(2) Party Jar: A jar of condoms that's used at parties full of different sized/variety/flavored condoms that people help themselves to.

(3) Party Jar: A large jar of condoms, comprised of condoms of different sizes, flavors, varieties etc.

Matt: "Yo' John, man.. Where 'dem rubbers at?"

John: "Ite man.. over there, my party Jar.."
Matt's Biatch: "Mmmmmhmm"

by JameseyyyyyShaw August 31, 2010

Honey Jar

A euphemism for vagina because they can get sticky and gooey when women are turned on.

"Yo, as soon I put my finger in her honey jar for the first time ever, I could feel the wetness. The sticky gooey mess was wrapped around my finger. It felt as if my nightmare came true. I didn't know what to do with it - use it as lube or something else. I took my finger out of her honey jar and scraped it on her boobs. Needless to say, I'm a homosexual now and honey jars eek me."

by homosexualvshoneyjars February 10, 2014

tar in a jar

A slang term for that godawful drink Newcastle Brown Ale (now ironically brewed in gteshead, not newcastle) or Newcy Broon as it is also known by

'Oh god, you havnt got the tar in a jar again have you?'

by Noah_swann June 20, 2005

Jelly Jar

a vagina that is very wide and open from having many children usually also has a large bush with it.

i saw the bus driver's jelly jar she must've had hundreds of kids, she should also break out the hedge trimmers for that bush.

by Kobe Bryant The Black Mamba April 15, 2009

Jam Jars

A glass jar that may contain many sorts of alcoholic beverages (mainly Ryan Cokes) and may or may not have a handle. True Jam Jars should be able to hold a full mickey. After indulging in a series of Jam Jars, comical events tend to happen.

"I've had like...7 fucking Jam Jars..."

"Let's get some Jam Jars, or play Bag Face"

by Ludacrisp August 14, 2008