Basically it’s that scrawny lanky ginger kid from like year 7 or something that no matter what you’re doing, or where you are he’ll think your talking about him, insulting him or dating his mum and dads name. Also whenever he loses at something no matter what it is he tries to make up a fucking excuse so it doesn’t look like he’s a complete failure. Oh and if you beat him at anything that he asked you to do or take part in he’ll change the rules so it looks like he didn’t lose.
Lucas: OMG Kieran I watched this anime hentai stuff yesterday it was like so good.”
Kieran: OMG Lucas sounds so good show me NOW.”
Jamie: *Walks over to them*
“OI WHAT U SAYING WHY U TALKING ABOUT MY DAD FOR IM GONNA FUCKING CALL THE FBI AND IM GONNA SWAT YOURSELF YOU CHEATER YOU BETTER BE SCARED AND IM GONNA BURN DOWN YOUR SHITTY HOUSE YOU SHITTY CUNT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IN YOUR SLEEP IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK YOUR EMPTY SKULL WITH MY BARE FOOT.”
Note, Jamie is extremely capable of doing absolutely nothing he mentioned there. He’s the type of person that will break his back after you pat his shoulder.
Kieran: OMG Lucas sounds so good show me NOW.”
Jamie: *Walks over to them*
“OI WHAT U SAYING WHY U TALKING ABOUT MY DAD FOR IM GONNA FUCKING CALL THE FBI AND IM GONNA SWAT YOURSELF YOU CHEATER YOU BETTER BE SCARED AND IM GONNA BURN DOWN YOUR SHITTY HOUSE YOU SHITTY CUNT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IN YOUR SLEEP IM GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK YOUR EMPTY SKULL WITH MY BARE FOOT.”
Note, Jamie is extremely capable of doing absolutely nothing he mentioned there. He’s the type of person that will break his back after you pat his shoulder.
by YouDon’tNeedToKnow October 23, 2018
Get the Jamiemug. by S-dawg34 August 14, 2007
Get the jamiedmug. by Sa em March 4, 2017
Get the Jamiemug. by Jamiesupermonster January 10, 2017
Get the Jamiemug. Jamie is a typical gender nuteral name, people with the name Jamie are normally brutally honest and people just assume they are bitchy, nicknames for Jamie include, gaymie, jam (pronounced like jame), and jam jam (pronounce like jam as in jam on toast)
“Jamie is such a Sagittarius”
by Uselesslesbisn July 11, 2018
Get the Jamiemug. A kind light skin nigga with a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE PENIS and he is also a good person to hang out with and he also likes PS4 and IPhone
“Jamie” has a massive dick
by Jamie131 October 28, 2018
Get the Jamiemug. A name commonly used for girls in America. However, English Jamies are DEFINATELY BOYS and there should be no confusion as to their gender.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard about that Jamie person?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he definitely had a penis and absolutely no female genitalia"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he definitely had a penis and absolutely no female genitalia"
by MaleJamie December 2, 2013
Get the Jamiemug.