toaster jacking

The act of entering someone's home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.

Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"

Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"

by sk8ingdom February 15, 2009

Multi-Jacking

Noun The act of pleasuring oneself while doing something else.

My girlfriend walked in while I was multi-jacking. I had porn on the computer and CNN on the TV.

by restaurant refugee December 23, 2008

smell jacking

When your with a woman and the only thing she lets you do is finger her vagina and then you proceed home without washing your hands and commence to smelling your finger while jacking off simultaneously.

Joe- man I was with this hot girl last night and all she would let me do was finger her. So I hurried home without washing my hands and started smell jacking to get off.

by lolababy409 August 21, 2010

Hot Jacking

On facebook, when someone uses a picture of someone else entirely or of themselves and a friend who is more attractive than them so that people who don't know them think they're hot.

Does this girl really look like Yvonne Strahovski, or is she just hot jacking?

by SH4D0W27 March 4, 2011

Doggie Style Jackin'

verb. (DSJ) when two people engage in givin each other hand jobs in the doggie style position. the new and improved 69

redcoat girl and awkward virgin kid were Doggie style jackin' with 6 other dudes in the room.

by Louis Biglerville February 17, 2010

Jacking off your dad

Hitting a home run

Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!

by Justin Thebodix September 7, 2010

Jackin'

An activity that is best described as pre-meditiated but generally aimless stealing.

"I saw that somebody stole they drive-thru speaker but I didn't know it was y'all out jackin'"

"We was out jackin' stereos when the police crept up on us."

"Any of y'all want to go by the club?" "Nah, we out jackin' tonight."

by Uptown Panda February 5, 2010