Jizz on my jacket

masterbating with you best friends jacket then releasing all your jizz on the hood, buttons and back of your friends jacket.

paul gave me his jacket so i took it to the toilet and jizzed all over it because i have a crush on his wide ass!
then paul walked in

"dude why did u Jizz on my jacket"

by chris1984 May 20, 2009

bummer jacket

A condom used for anal sex. (From "bomber jacket").

He was wearing a bummer jacket.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2005

Jacket

Having a wank. (Usually occurs around 10 times a day.)

Do not disturb, Jacket is having a jacket.

by jacketer March 4, 2009

Full Metal Jacket

Slang for doing something full bore, regardless of negative consequence

That dude quit cigarettes full metal jacket!

by politicalspazz February 25, 2009

Yellow Jacket

Two day aged sex brusies on arms, neck and/or upper torso

OMG, what happened to your arms?! It's my yellow jacket, to be worn like a badge of honor! Tom came over and he is a biter

by SG0303 December 1, 2011

Flak Jacket and Big Time

Noone on the corner has swagger like them

nolan and downs are Flak Jacket and Big Time

by Flak jacket November 17, 2010

Flashy-Flashy Jacket

A nickname for a fluorescent jacket

ex: I saw a guy on bike at night and he was wearing a flashy-flashy jacket

by Sam the person who really wants to use her name April 18, 2008