Buff Mercs

"Buff Mercs" relates to a meme in the Team Fortress 2 fandom, where, the nine classes are shown to have huge muscles.. I mean.. INSANE MUSCLES! and are paired with Tick-Tock - Joji. Usually in shitposts, MGE memes, or, when you get that one pro player on your team that's def listening to Tick-Tock.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, why are these Buff Mercs blocking me from watching porn?"

Guy 2: "Get off PornHub mate."

Guy 1: "Actually it's e-"

*Buff Soldier TF2 fucking kills him*

by CX0 September 12, 2023

Workout buff

Someone that loves to workout

Amanda is such a workout buff, her forearms can crack the side of you head.

by joe's momma in law September 27, 2010

fluff and buff

When a person is cleaned only in the two most vital areas due to time constraints: the armpits and groin.

Man that one dude that came in ER smelt so bad. But we were so busy I only had time to give him a fluff and buff.

by Rico Harambe Suave April 22, 2019

Buff-a-lo

a PROPER FIT GIRL

SHAW - OI MAN U SIN THAT GIRL OVER THERE
DUNC - YER MAN SHE IS BUFF-A-LO

by hazzzzzzzzzzz January 17, 2009

buff man

my cool friend Mr sam williams. he helps me do any kind of work in french as i am incapable of it myself. he is however not as cool as milo. is consatntly harrassed by people about work.

milo: sammmmmmmm. help me with my french cos you are clever and i can't do it.
Sam: ok what you do is.... blah blah blah..
John: let me listen to fresh prince!
milo& sam: NO! go away john.
Azia: have you done your philosophy essay yet?

by Mr Milo David Belgrove February 13, 2004

Buff Puff

London slang term for over pumped up aged gay type living in gay ghettos of south london . (Originally from BUFF (B52 WW1 Bomber) dissmissed by its crew as (Bit Ugly Fatt Fucker). Usually obsessed with self image, materialism, drugs, parties, group sex, being fake and desperate for attention. Usually found at HardOn having mutiple anonymous sex partners and then anywhere afterwards until the drugs wear off. Often have internet profiles in sunglasses with me & my partner looking a bit spaced out. Puff is old slang for Poof or particularly effeminate camp type of gay man.

BUFF Puff As Above..often found on gaydar

by aLondoner December 30, 2009

buff nut

When you take a buffer and stick your nuts up to it.

Hey dude, I'm going to the garage to buff my nut.

by Snake April 25, 2004