Ashton Fact

An Ashton fact is a fact where you aren't quite sure of it's truth. It could be true... but is it ?

"He told me that in the future, only 1% of English will be how it is today!" "Hmm, idk dude, sounds a bit like an ashton fact to me."

by apersonwholikeswords June 5, 2018

facts, no opinions

facts opinions

We never dated and we never will. That’s all facts, no opinions.

by jaxis_not.available August 16, 2019

Jujutsu Facts

Notorious for simping on Trashku, Pico. Caught lackin in 8k while fapping to Todou's nudes

"explain your causes for radiating simp energy"

Jujutsu Facts : my pp too soft

by Goatachi March 7, 2021

T-Fact

A T-Fact is a stat or scenario that is horribly over exaggerated. It may potentially just be completely false.

Bro did you hear that story he told?
Yeah, it’s a major T-Fact tho. No WAY that actually happened.

by E-Turrrrr March 19, 2021

Proven Fact

It is hereby documented, for the world to see, as a proven fact, that Chad does love Samantha most.

Chad loving Samantha most is literally the most well documented, thoroughly proven fact in human history, nobody could doubt it.

by Definitely not chad October 24, 2023

Steve Fact

Repeating something obscure found on the internet, as if it was true.

The earth is flat, is a Steve Fact.

by SnazzySteve September 12, 2019

AZ FACT

A "fact" made by someone from Arizona. The maker of the fact as well as any other zonies within earshot cannot be dissuaded from their belief no matter how much proof to the contrary is provided. The person delivering the so called "fact" is usually a standard issue "bro" or "chick" with a generic name like "Christopher" or "Jessica". Often made when discussing sports, fringe politics, or, strangely, Canadians. 93% of the time the word "dude" precedes an AZ FACT. When a Zonie declares and AZ FACT all other Zinoes within earshot chime in and agree regardless of their knowledge of said fact.

Zonie 1: "DUDE, did you know that no Canadians are over like 6 feet? Yea it's the weather. It never gets above 65 degrees cuz it's so far up that way (points to what he things is north)"
Zonie 2: "FACT!"
Non-Zonie: "Fuck off that's just an AZ FACT! It's not real"

by Quasi-Legitimate Canadian January 14, 2022