devil's wind

Passing gas. Used to be somewhat polite.

Man, those egg rolls seem to have given me a case of the devil's wind.

by Double K September 7, 2006

wind omnidirectionalism

(n) The principle that no matter in which direction you are traveling (particularly walking or biking) the wind will always be blowing in your face.

Getting around campus today was terrible because of the strong wind omnidirectionalism.

by tsamneb December 12, 2010

Golden wind

Golden wind is a term for when your, or anyone else’s piss evaporates.

“-I Giorno Giovanna will destroy you with my Golden Wind!“
“-Oh no! The smell is terrible!”

by Pingyliskus July 29, 2020

Wind Fuck

When your all sweaty from doing hard work and suddenly you feel a nice gust of wind. You lean over as if to be done from behind, lift your shirt to expose your back and orgasm because it feels sooo good!

(Also known as a Breeze Fuck)

He's just havig a casual Wind Fuck man. He'll be there till he's all dried up.

by Disco Aaron February 23, 2011

bone with the wind

phrase applied to anything that sucks, is fleeting, useless, or blows your mind. Made popular by the movie Totally Baked, wherein a man reminisces times when he was so high, he couldn't guess the only letter remaining in Wheel of Fortune. "Bone with the wind...?" he ponders repeatedly, "yeah, I been there."

She wouldn't screw him so he was bone with the wind.
Man, I'm so tired, I'm bone with the wind.
She's got a chew-toy now, she's bone with the wind.
There are no snow boots at this store, it's bone with the wind.

by vaginal pill November 2, 2011

Anal Winds

A series of farts so powerful that they have the ability to create their own air current.

Those fiber granola bars are gonna cause some serious anal winds up in dis bitch.

"People say the tornado in Oklahoma was caused by Rosie O'Donnell's anal winds!"

by Blender Fuck December 27, 2008

wind sail

The act of stretching the human scrotum into a traingle, similar to a sail on a wind surfer. Usually acheived by taking each teste and pulling them down and apart simultaneously. The resultant shape has no use whatsoever.

"So Ted, i noticed you didnt call back last night"

"Yeah i was busy making a wind sail"

by Neowens July 30, 2005