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Matrix

You are in it now. You are producing power for machines.
by XGDragion March 7, 2023
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matrix

Matrix (noun): 1. A chart or a table. 2. Information about matter. 3. An intersection of mind and matter. 4. The Universe, especially with the pretext that reality is a computer simulated illusion.
You're in the Matrix, now that you understand that for every acronym you have a word.
by Rob Matrix July 22, 2019
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The Bavarian Matrix

You wanna find the eigenvalues? That's just the determinant of The Bavarian Matrix set equal to zero!
by minedreader1127 December 21, 2020
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Matrix

Great guy who has issues, but everyone loves him for those issues.

Plays to much pokemon and doesnt do enough YouTube videos

At some points, hes a meme.

When you have this Matrix, dont diss on him or pull shit, cause he'll come back with a vengeance!

Needs to do more dance and singing streams and videos!
Yo, have you seen the latest Matrix Vid? I've seen it and man, hes crazy and funny as fuck!
by DigBickDave735 August 10, 2019
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Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.
The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID
by Bambianca December 25, 2021
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hot-crazy matrix

According to the original popular video on Youtube

The universal hot crazy matrix it's everything a young man needs to know about women. Teaches you how to identify fuckable, introduceable, dateable and wifeable woman.
guy 1: dude, I can't believe I spent 10 years with crazy read heads, I always end up with my tires slashed
guy2: I was there too, until I saw the hot-crazy matrix on youtube, that is a life-change man
by xerocool22 February 25, 2024
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