Impalator

A weapon or instrument used to impale a person or zombie, so that it causes sudden and immense joy/pain which may lead to the fatality of the subject thereafter.

Women and Zombies alike cower in the presence of my Impalator.

by Dimakov January 8, 2014

impaltation

The act of imapaling or the practice of impaling.

He just used impaltation on that chick.

by pummina October 12, 2015

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)

"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"

by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016

Impaligated

When one has a feeling of feeling stuffed or full

That was a lot of food. I'm impaligated!

by Tcelis October 23, 2016

imfelinate

(v) to take on the likeness of a particular cat

imfelinates; imfelinated; imfelinating; imfelinator

Christine can imfelinate Poi so well, when she lays on her side with her arms out stretched.

by DAKster November 24, 2016

immelien

Immelien is such a sweet beautiful girl. And she would be the best girlfriend in the whole world. And she is a great kisser.

You know she is a keeper, when she is a immelien

by A sweet boy February 24, 2017