The Dirty Hoover

The act in which a person sucks an object into their anus without the assistance of their hands.

“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”

by TK404 October 13, 2021

hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

The Hoover

When a man busts a nut inside a woman, then goes down and sucks his cum out of her pussy and kisses her filling her mouth with his load.

I heard Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.

by Sonic22 December 21, 2020

The Hoover

When a guy busts his nut in a woman, then goes down and sucks his load out of her pussy and kisses her only to spit his cum in her mouth

Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.

by Sonic22 December 21, 2020

Hooverable

Something can be vacuumed

That floor is hooverable

by Joelsb October 22, 2019

Gabby Hoover

A former westwood highschool student who is known for getting obliterated in public places

hey Gabby Hoover want to go to 6th street tonight? "Yes, i'm down"

by wildcatty June 09, 2022

Hoover

Only the greatest sub 5 foot baseball player to ever walk planet earth. Don’t let his aroma of taco fool you, for hoover steals your bitch without breaking a sweat.

Guy 1: Who is that #2 kid
Guy2: That’s HOOVER 2 BASEBALL

by hooverbaseball March 15, 2019