twisted hoover

One who wants to suck cock while twisted
Man did you see what Dave turned into after a couple hits?

Yea man he swallow that dude balls deep. He's a twisted hoover for sure
by Oven cleaner February 06, 2021
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poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity
David gave me a poop hoover last night
by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024
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Fun Hoover

Someone who sucks up all the fun from a situation. Buzz Killington Captain Bringdown and The Buzzkills
Jesus Johnnie dinnae bring yer wife she’s a fuckin fun hoover man.
by elbraqo75 November 23, 2018
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Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 16, 2022
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super hoover

A female who enjoys giving oral sex to men. Is VERY good at it. Similar to a hose beast.
Man, Michelle is a super hoover. Always trying to get my cock in her mouth.
by Justanoldguy1990 August 08, 2020
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Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.
How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.
by HerbieHoover September 17, 2022
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Hoover Maneuver

To wrap your lips and create a perfect suction around a butthole, then suck so hard that their penis goes concave
There's nothin like a good old Hoover Maneuver
by Tactical poptart December 16, 2015
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