son of a hoover

When you buy your Mum a hoover for no reason

Damn you son of a hoover

by CanYouHandleThisHandle July 10, 2017

hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

Hoover

Slang term for a penis.

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.

How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.

by HerbieHoover September 16, 2022

Hooverable

Something can be vacuumed

That floor is hooverable

by Joelsb October 22, 2019

Brent Hoover

A gay ass individual intercepted with the strands of Adolf Hitler, there for acceptable nicknames include: Adolf Hoovler, Doover, and Hick. Usually a Brent Hoover has an unusual lust for teenage girls and also watches teenage boys undressing and showering.

Have you met the pervert Brent Hoover

by Zack Ass May 30, 2019

Hoover Stankies

Hoover Stankies (noun, slang) – A term used by members of the Hoover gang in Los Angeles to refer to getting money, making profits, or securing financial gains through any means necessary. The phrase carries a sense of hustling, flexing wealth, and living a fast lifestyle, often associated with street culture, illegal activities, or just stacking cash in general. It can also imply having a lot of money ("stanky" meaning something excessive or overwhelming) and being financially successful.

"We be getting Hoover Stankies, stacking big bands, and staying outside."
"Ain’t no days off, we out here grindin’ for them Hoover Stankies—money don’t sleep."

"Pull up to the spot, pockets full of Hoover Stankies, you already know how we movin’."

by scatpack pcaptacs January 28, 2025