Hoover

Only the greatest sub 5 foot baseball player to ever walk planet earth. Don’t let his aroma of taco fool you, for hoover steals your bitch without breaking a sweat.

Guy 1: Who is that #2 kid
Guy2: That’s HOOVER 2 BASEBALL

by hooverbaseball March 14, 2019

Hoovers it

The act of inhaling all or most of a given available quantity of a drug, such as cocaine, ye, or marijuana.

When the blow gets passed around, he always hoovers it.

by browniesandstuff August 23, 2012

Hoover

To snort a substance intranasally, usually a drug.

"I bet he hoovered schneef off a urinal"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

son of a hoover

When you buy your Mum a hoover for no reason

Damn you son of a hoover

by CanYouHandleThisHandle July 10, 2017

Fun Hoover

Someone who sucks up all the fun from a situation. Buzz Killington Captain Bringdown and The Buzzkills

Jesus Johnnie dinnae bring yer wife she’s a fuckin fun hoover man.

by elbraqo75 November 23, 2018

Hoover

A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.

After I ejaculated in his or her ass, I hoovered it out with a straw.

by HooveringHoover January 9, 2012

Hoover

A stupid and oblivious person.

Bro you’re such a Hoover

by 7Hours April 29, 2020