Honk Honk

Honk Honk is what you say when you tryna sleep with someone, caveman-style.

Her: Oh my God, i can't believe she just texted me that, that's so ru-
Him: HONK HONK!?
Then the male proceeds to take of his clothes, and explain the word's purpose using only the word above and body language.

by MasterSeducer July 27, 2020

Honking Bilbo

When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand

Thanks for coming over last night frank, that honking bilbo was the best orgasm ive ever had.

by DiCkBuTt June 29, 2021

Honk chop

the rapping style of a white suburban rapper who does not sound remotely good on the mic (i.e. sounds like a "honk" or "honkey") and merely raps quickly in the style of "chopping"

"Bro, turn off that whack garbage. I don't wanna hear your boy honk chop for 25 minutes on his shitty mixtape that no one likes. Tell him he needs to get a job that pays better than Sunoco." - Derek

"True; my bad. Fuck honk chopping."- Scottie

by JohnnyDuckets September 29, 2015

honk

a shorter word for honky-tonk

I hate honk but I like country busic (hurtin' beautiful sad songs) :((((((((

by Andrius lonesome :(((((((( March 13, 2008

Spider Honk

You don't even wanna know what spider honking is

Guy 1: be careful, i think they spider honked your food
Guy 2: what's spider honking?
Guy 1: you don't even wanna know dude
Guy 2: *throws away his food*

by Grouperwooper December 31, 2020

Honking

Some guy honked at me repeatedly today. I didn't do anything wrong.

Hym "Some guy honking at me doesn't stop me from tilting the wheel while someone's kid is walking down the street. I can make you stop. I shouldn't have to but I can. And, no, it's not that you all know each other it's that you all know me and are on the medium that is being used to follow me. If my life doesn't have any value then neither does your shitty soon-to-be-slut daughter. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Honking Clown Noses

When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.

I met this new girl, we were making out and kept Honking Clown Noses

by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025