Him Downstairs

The metro totem stick, has the incredible mutant ability to confuse people stupider than him. An emcee in the group DUMMEE PLUG. All around odd motherfucker.

Who's fondling those mannequines with lead paint popsicles? Must be Him Downstairs.

by GOD April 1, 2003

him hurt

When a man is hurt and then becomes petty after a woman treats/ talks to him a certain way

boy : say girl lemme get yo number

girl : (laughs with her friends ) boy bye

boy: man whateva you ugly anyway

girl: owww him hurt

(Laughs)

by saltyfries May 1, 2016

Him-a-laya

Used to describe men who have had a very colorful and chequered sexual past but have already reached their sexual peak.

It's acknowledges their previous sexual character whilst simultaneously implying that it's over.

Jim: I am good friends with Greg but I am worried about leaving him alone with my girlfriend, he's a playa.

Chris: Don't worry, Greg used to be a playa, now he's him-a-laya.

by Compersious June 23, 2019

Him Property

The Him Property States that " He who is chosen to be Him has responsibilities of being him that sometimes can be challenging/ rigorous"

Man why did that non him try to tell me what the Him Property was

by Iamreallyhim October 19, 2021

Him Quim

A Victorian-era English slang term for boi pussy.

Oy mate! Be a good lad and bend over so I can see your him quim!

by LedTasso November 21, 2021

Him 💖

He is so nice and really cares. I love talking to him and I wish I had the courage to hang out with him.

“Who are u thinking about?”
“Him 💖”

by youre_done November 29, 2021

Him Sandwich

A pet name used to describe someone you are dating on the side.

I’m going to see Him Sandwich.
Are you texting Him Sandwich?

by maplefreakingsyrup March 17, 2022