SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius

literally.

jolene: h-
sonic the hedgehog : meow meow bitch gotta fuck fast

by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019

Hedgehog Hair

When you get a fresh trim and the back of your hair feels spikey

Your Mates: Did you finally go to the barbers?
You: Yea, I got the Hedgehog Hair again

by FloppaUrbanDictionary August 31, 2021

NewHampshire Hedgehog

When a man rubs a ballon on his dick and balls, making his pubic hair stand straight up, resembling a hedgehog.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing a eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.

Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"

Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."

by Marcy Regina Wu April 19, 2023

Wessex Backpoo-Hedgehog

the act of sex when you shit on your partners back and tell him/her that this cute little hedgehog lives there from now on

Ist it ok if i give you a wessex backpoo-hedgehog tonight? i have already bought the salt-sticks

by Nascimento June 4, 2018

craig the hedgehog

creglet, bomb ass boy, gets pussay

yo im craig the hedgehog!

by hamzahbob May 14, 2018

Sonic the Hedgehog

That one blue hedgehog that loves chilly dogs, and likes to go fast.

Eggman: GRRR!!!! That menace, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Sonic: Bust a nut, Eggface! Yaha!

Me: Man, this game is so cool.

by Jenjaled April 11, 2022