Hearding

To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge

"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"

by Quag Norris June 07, 2022

Hearding

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed

That burrito go me hearding the bed.

by We hand with our captain June 06, 2022

take a heard

To shit on the bed like Amber Heard.

I gotta run to the bathroom and take a Heard.

by Zombiesanatomy October 07, 2022

Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.

That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.

by JD07! May 27, 2022

Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

Heard Faced

When a person admits to shitting their own pants while drunk.

“I was so heard faced last night, I literally shit my pants!”

by Douchydev September 03, 2023

Lloyd Heard

A big booty dude with cool dreads who laughs a lot and has really white teeth

Lloyd Heard has such a big butt

by White Boy Carl May 24, 2023