Smurf hammer

A penis that is tiny.

"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."

by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003

black hammer

The black hammer is a large appendage commonly found in between the legs of African African males

"That nigga got a black hammer, that's why we call him the black hammer "

by Kaiser Helmut August 25, 2014

hammerfor

Hammerfor is a joke expression used when you are about to hit somebody on the head with a hammer.

Mark: Dude, I saw a hammerfor this weekend.
William: What's a hammerfor?
Mark: This! (Hits William on the head with a hammer.)

by MxSx 805 oi oi October 14, 2005

Viking Bronze Hammer

When a bag (of any sort) is shat in. The bag will then become a "Viking Bronze Hammer" when it is used as a blunt weapon over the head of any foe, until it ruptures, covering said foe in feces.

Bitch stole my monies, so I gave her a Viking Bronze Hammer and kicked her down the stairs, compound fracturing her femur in eight places.

by St. Bootsy Collins January 9, 2007

Thor's Hammer

A sex act were a man dress up like thor. He then proceeds to a running leap off a elevated surface into the air. The women waits on all fours ass up in the air.The man goes flying across the room fist in air. Then he unleashes the hammer being his fist into the womens ass. Thus putting down the hammer as he refereneced in the avengers movie.

My girlfriend as me to proform the Thor's Hammer on her if i really loved her.

by My HappyPants in the house May 27, 2014

fan the hammer

To karate chop your penis six times in rapid succession and each chop shoots an individual load of semen.

During the climax of our Old West role play, I decided to fan the hammer all over her face.

by Bleachchugger March 9, 2017

Hammeo

One of many movies with a cameo by actor Jon Hamm

Hamm + Cameo

Did you see 'Suckerpunch', yet another film with a Hammeo in it

by Jesus F Trotsky April 23, 2011