Pocket Ham

The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.

Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.

by SideBar November 21, 2019

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Deformed Ham

Someone who is so fat they look like "shapes" instead of a person.

Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.

Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!

Joel: What a deformed ham!

Fenno: I'd still hit that.

by Allinghammer September 27, 2014

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Ham Cubes

Nipples, just nipples.

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.

by Lizeah March 30, 2011

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ham noid

The part of a male body which is being pleasured, ranging from a penis, to a big toe. Ham noid can be a vague term, therefore must be only used with gay men.

Dean's ham noid was worked so intricately that it nearly exploded with pleasure.

by Schlumdoy November 10, 2009

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