pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
by Uhohpinks November 26, 2023
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West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".
Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!
by d-rob all the time December 30, 2009
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guido snow

a slang phrase for the delicious frozen snack known as Italian ice.
"Hey man it's hot as balls outside wanna go grab some guido snow"
by nutfreely May 15, 2018
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Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood
Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Guido

A man who is will definitely steal you girl, and man in any shape way or form. He is an expert with guns, killing his opponents with it. Guidos always stink and they are definitely submissive and breedable.
As you can see here, there’s a Guido in his natural habitat
by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 02, 2021
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Guido

guido stereotype is multi-faceted. More recently, it has come to refer to working-class urban Italian-Americans who conduct themselves in an overtly macho manner or belong to a particular working-class urban Italian-American subculture. Guidettes are the female version; usually are very undereducated, low class workers and work as hookers
guido stereotype is multi-faceted. More recently, it has come to refer to working-class urban Italian-Americans who conduct themselves in an overtly macho manner or belong to a particular working-class urban Italian-American subculture. Guidettes are the female version; usually are very undereducated, low class workers and work as hookers
by djosnc June 07, 2023
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Guido

Referring to a man named Michael Weleski who is an Italian.
Damn Michael why are you such a guido
by J12mill12 January 17, 2020
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