Benedict Grundled

When you get a girl to kiss your grundle, holding back your sack & balls - but betray her at the last minute by letting them flop onto her face.

"Baby see how soft my taint is - give my grundle a kiss!"
*flop*
"You benedict grundled me!? I feel so betrayed!"

by mutorcs December 12, 2009

Face Grundle

The area on the face between the nose and upper lip.

When we were kissing I missed her lips and accidently kissed her face grundle. It was awkward....

by tobyistheworst November 18, 2011

Thunder Grundle

During a fart, when air is compressed between the grundle and a hard surface- the air erupts to the nearest exit, usually out the front of the crotch. It is thunderous, not just for the thunderous noise it makes, but also because of the unsettling direction of the blow.

I had a serious thunder grundle in math class, i think i sprained my taint.

by ceegee2 January 23, 2013

Moose grundle

The area between the moose ball sack and the bung.

There were some gnarly dingleberries hanging off that moose grundle. It was gross!

by Vanderweasel September 24, 2019

grundle punt

A swift kick to the grundle area.

That scumbag wouldn't give me my money, but after a good hard grundle punt, he found it.

by Gicky September 4, 2007

Grundle Schnacks

Oral stimulation of the grundle.

The lovers gave eachother grundle schnacks because they were bored of the missionary position.

by Jimmy Dean May 16, 2004

grundle thunder

When someone is rubbing your grundle or sack area intensly, and you chafe to the point of bleeding and then you let out very thunderous bloody shart onto your partners face.

Peter got major grundle thunder from brandi last night, he came home bloody and smelling of shart

by Peter Boardman October 8, 2005