The act of having hot sweaty sex with a complete stranger,spitting in their butthole,have them squirt it back into your mouth,and attempt to make the iconic goofy laugh while touching you violently
by Goof master 69 February 24, 2025

false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.
Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
by negagoofy69 August 9, 2016

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Someone who usually doesn’t make sense, but in a funny way, another term for goof noggin is a “wackadoo”
by Mr. Billie jean May 22, 2019
