a person who comes to your house and goes straight to your fridge, they think that your fridge is there fridge and when you try to sonething from there fridge they throw a hissy-fit
"dalton goes straight to the fridge without sayin hi, when i go to his house and do that he gets offended. I said youare such a food goober"
by aj hutchison January 17, 2008

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."
by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007

by I would really appreciate it December 14, 2019

Golly goobers is a way of expressing your surprise.It is like saying OMG or Jesus Christ . This word originates from the spongebob saying of goofy goobers .
by aev May 13, 2020

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.
by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017
