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food goober

a person who comes to your house and goes straight to your fridge, they think that your fridge is there fridge and when you try to sonething from there fridge they throw a hissy-fit
"dalton goes straight to the fridge without sayin hi, when i go to his house and do that he gets offended. I said youare such a food goober"
by aj hutchison January 17, 2008
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goober snatch

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."
Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."
by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007
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Goofy goober

Exactly what it means
by I would really appreciate it December 14, 2019
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golly goobers

Golly goobers is a way of expressing your surprise.It is like saying OMG or Jesus Christ . This word originates from the spongebob saying of goofy goobers .
Golly Goobers! A chicken just jumped out my wardrobe !
by aev May 13, 2020
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goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room
by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018
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Goober Shnoober

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.
by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022
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alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.
Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...
by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017
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