Ocapoocuu goggles

When a man puts his balls on a woman's eyelids for no reason at all

she wanted my balls on her face so i gave her the ocapoocuu goggles

by SegaGenocide November 17, 2009

Konk Goggles

The act of recieving ones testicles on your face so they cover your eyes.

Did you hear that Shannon got the Konk goggles last night?!

by Ei8ht ball January 05, 2012

whore goggles

The type of sunglasses worn by celebrities and fashionistas that cover perverse amounts of space of the face. These shades can often be in excess of 7 square inches per lens, and are usually worn by women to either hide their face, or look ridiculous.

Jessie must have had a rough night, I saw her sporting extra large whore goggles this morning.

by Jeremy P January 07, 2008

Arabian Goggles

The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. They will wake up only to find swaty balls blocking the morning sunlight from their eyes

I layed the Arabian Goggles on insert name

by The Notorious ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ March 30, 2005

Strap on goggles

A term defining a woman so ugly you need beer goggles to smash with a Strap on.

She is atrocious Id have to use my strap on goggles to get near her, barff.

Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.

by The Great Dunnski November 27, 2009

safety goggles

When one purposely gets drunk enough to attain the condition of beer goggles in order to survive an otherwise embarrassing sexual encounter with somebody who is physically unattractive.

Tom's evening was nearly ruined when his friends forced him to play wingman with the fat ugly broad who was cockblocking and impeding their chances of scoring it with her more attractive companions. Fortunately, he utilized his wits and before he could take one for the team, he downed several bottles of Dogfish Head 90 Minute India Pale Ale, then nailed the bitch while his inebriated senses mistook her for a Jessica Alba lookalike and enjoyed every minute of it. When he was done, he got dressed and got out while still drunk, otherwise he could have passed out and woken up moments later sober and with the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell in bed with him. Thus, his safety goggles did work after all.

by Terminus_Est May 14, 2011

potato goggles

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.

Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"

by haveagooddavey January 08, 2017