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Dick golf

Where you go on a sexual conquest with many women, your dick is the ball so to speak and goes in many holes.
Did you see how many women Brad has been with lately?

Yeah man he is playing one crazy game of dick golf that's for sure.
by chemikyle November 14, 2016
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Turtle golf

The art of loosing a golf ball, in a water hazard, while playing for money and miraculously finding it when no one is looking.
No fucking way he got a par!!
He straight Turtle golf’d It!
by Neverlostaballever August 30, 2018
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Stickle Golf

The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.

How to play:

1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player be able get loft on the shot.

2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it is not impossible to make the ball in the hole.

3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is.

4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.

5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.

6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the previous hole goes first on the next hole.

7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play. Front 3 and Back 3.
I don’t have money to go play golf, so I’m going to play stickle golf instead.
by nkallday December 30, 2021
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jizz golf

a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body
damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn
by jizz creamery April 19, 2022
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rude golfing

Someone who is exceptionally rude about a topic, especially when regarding the American sport golfing.
person 1: Hah! you missed that hole in one
person 2: Oh, stop rude golfing
by rudegolfer87 April 21, 2022
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Chris (glolesso)

A dickhead and blackmails their ex's and are fucked in the head.
by アルベド#0923 July 11, 2022
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Pot pot golf

When you go golfing while high. After each hole, you smoke a joint. Whoever wins first place gets a gold encrusted bong. 2nd place will get a mirijuana bowl. 3rd place gets a bunch of joints
Chris Webby and Cheech and Chong played a dope game of pot pot golf. It was so lit.
by Calla Rose July 5, 2017
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