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double gifted

The fantasy category created by asshole parents who overestimate the academic abilities of their pretentious offspring.
"Cindy, did you hear about the Smith boy? Apparently, he tested out of band and gym. He must be really double gifted."
by Moley, Sr. May 17, 2014
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god's gift

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.
Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.
by jrh5356 April 24, 2005
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Gift of gab

the "gift of gab" is the ability supposedly given to one who kisses the Blarney Stone in Ireland. This is the ability to talk others into doing what you want.
In Tommy Boy, Chris Farley seeks to find the gift of gab his father had as a salesman. This gift of gab is illustrated by David Spades comment that Farley's father could sell a "ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves."
by The Nuts Box Founders April 15, 2006
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re-gift

To keep a collection of gifts you have received in order to send or gift them to someone else.
Mommy, it's my friend Jonny's birthday next week.
That's great honey, go to the re-gift closet and pick something out.
by LocoPingvin January 23, 2007
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God's Gift to Men

God’s gift to men would be their penis. Egotistical men often believe all women want their penis, that they can please any woman or man with their penis, and that their penis is the best. Their penis can impregnate a woman so therefor it must be magical which is why men can rarely ever stop playing with their penis for it gives them great pleasure with a few strokes of the wrist.

Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.
She thinks she's God's gift to men, but she's wrong because she wasn't born with a dong. She had to buy hers.

He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.
by Sagealicious September 11, 2016
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gifty

1) A student who has been designated as intellectually superior by their board of educators.

2) A student who is enrolled in gifted classes.

3) A student considered by their peers to be smart.

Gifties are characterized by their odd senses of humor, strange hobbies, strange relationships with their peers, an ability to tell whether or not another person is gifted by talking to them, and a general rivalry with students recieving normal educations, or "normies".

Gifties are, needless to say, often considered "wierd" for their personalities. Personality traits of gifties vary from person to person, and can include perfectionism, depression, extreme happiness (often to the slight disturbance of others), antisocial tendencies, rebellious behaviour, creativity, uncontrollable energy, spontaneous outbursts, an inability to concentrate, and (most common) hyperactivity.

Contrary to popular belief, gifties often do not succeed in school and do not neccesarily care about their education. Many gifties recieve poor grades, are disorganized, disrupt classes, and may have great difficulty in a certain subject area.

Gifties are a small portion of the population, and prefer to stick with each other rather than the rest of the population, often impatient with ways of society that may seem unimportant, unfair or unneccesary to them.
Gifty: Hahaha! There was a Migwissack in science class thanks to this guy!

Other gifties: OMGHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Normy: What?

Gifty: (coldly) Oh look, a normy.

Normy: I thought gifties were smart.

Gifty: Really? I'm failing math.

Other Gifty: I actually have ADHD.

Yet Another Gifty: USB DRIVES AHAHAHAHAH!

Gifties: LMAO YES

Normy: Omg, you guys are so wierd >.< *leaves*

Gifty: ...and this is why I prefer hanging around other gifties.
by therandomgiftypersonXD March 19, 2009
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Gift Ambush

When both parties agree not to give gifts for an occasion, (usually Xmas) and then one of the parties gives one anyway (with or without warning/malice/regard)
I told my uncle Whatshisname to NOT give me a gift this year, but the fucker gift ambushed me. I chopped him in the neck, so we are even.
by UrbanAmanO January 6, 2009
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