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Gentleman's Delight 

This act born of love is best when properly prepared. It is best to start in a modifed missionary position. With your princess on the bottom, keep her legs together while having sex with her (this is more difficult on the larger ladies). Milliseconds prior to ejaculation, push off with your legs, much like a sprinter, and shower your princess with your gentleman's relish. Your target is her mouth, chin, cheek, cum catcher, chest. Warning! Hitting the eyes will take away from this special moment. Keeping her legs apart will force you to fumble while attempting to reach your destination. Prepare first-and you'll be successful!
For me, it is all about the money shot, that is why I give my little angel a gentleman's delight everyday.
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Gentleman's B 

When you have a good enough grade in your class and you are so bogged down by other work at the end of the semester that you email your professor and tell him you're not gonna take the exam and will take a "B" in his class
Student in email: "Dear Professor, my finals period is packed and its just not worth it for me to not sleep for the next three days to get a good grade on the test since I have a really good grade in the class already. Can I just take the Gentleman's B?
Teacher: Sure.
Gentleman's B by MagicIce December 14, 2016
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Gentleman Jack 

When a male masturbates (see jack off) while wearing only a tuxedo top and, optionally, other dinner party accessories (options include: handkerchief, top hat, cigar, etc.).

A play on words on the whiskey brand of the same name.
Roger felt fancy on Friday night, so he decided to give himself a Gentleman Jack.
Gentleman Jack by Andy Heen-Aerms January 17, 2011

Gentleman's Warts 

A euphemism for the term 'genital warts', which can be used (usually by a male) in place of the proper terminology in an attempt to soften the blow.
Sexual partner: "Have you been tested?"
You: "Yeah and I was totally clean, unless you count gentleman's warts, WHICH I DON'T."
Gentleman's Warts by BoneChopsky November 22, 2011

gentleman's relish 

"Gentleman's Relish" (n), syn "duck butter". A smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scrotum and thigh.
Jane could smell Dick's gentleman's relish a mile away.

Gentleman's Snakebite 

A variation on the usual 50/50 lager and cider snakebite mix, a Gentleman's Snakebite substitutes high quality cider for Frosty Jack's, a cheaper yet somehow classier beverage.
Rod - I'm going to fix myself a Gentleman's Snakebite
Dan - Ouch

gentleman's dress sock 

a more sophisticated term, and one that can be discussed out loud without embarrassment at the restaurant or lounge, for condom.
Buffy: Charles, this has been an incredible dinner. Perhaps a nightcap at my place should you have a gentleman's dress sock