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Snore-gasm

When you cum in your sleep, kinda like a wet dream.
*Looks down at undies* Wtf? I don't remember jacking off last night! Oh wait, I probably had a snore-gasm again, those damn clowns!
by Blaceph April 12, 2021
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scratchy-gasm

The overwhelming feeling of awesomeness when you have been given epic scratchies.
"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."

"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."
by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012
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scratchy-gasm

When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.

Can be addictive like a drug.
"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."

"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"
by chazz122 July 29, 2012
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Funnybone-gasm

This is when you think someone or something is so hilarious that your body is overcome with joyful laughter and pleasure at the same time. It is much like an eargasm or mouthgasm.
Jimmy Fallon is so funny, he gives me a funnybone-gasm every night!

I went to the comedy show last night and the comedian was terrible, no funnybone-gasm last night.
by chic14leo October 2, 2013
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[Ego-gasms]

Ego-gasms, the joy and euphoria produced from the dopamine hit from self validation, as portrayed by Tom Hanks after making fire in the movie Castaway. Soccer stars often display such feelings of elation after kicking a goal.

Sadly, such feelings of joy over self validation run both positively and negatively and include acts of self validation by invalidating others , bullying. The APA's DSM V lists "gratification" in the traits for "Antisocial Personality Disorder".
I had ego-gasms for a week after getting an article published.
Bullying is an addiction to ego-gasms from harming others, all forms of abuse are simply tools.
by Bald Older Bloke. August 13, 2020
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goose-gasm

When you make a person cum so hard they make a goose or duck noise.
Bro, i made my girl goose-gasm so hard the dog started barking.
by Blastnoice August 20, 2020
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Meme-gasm

When a noob joins a group and unloads every single meme they have saved in one shot !
That fucking noob just ejaculated their whole meme load in one shot ....talk about a meme-gasmn
by King Warmonger October 6, 2020
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