fucktard

A person who sprains a part of their body as a result of assanine handstands.

That girl is such a fucktard, she fell doing a handstand the other day and now she's on crutches.

by Palmingo April 22, 2006

fucktard

one who fucks retardedly or has a tendancy to be so bad in bed that they are called fuck tardz

yo u mo fo u fuckin fucktard u suck asss in bed!

by jimmy lee April 16, 2003

Fucktarded

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.

When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktardation

a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.

"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."

by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007

fucktardism

The actions of a small to large group of individuals who proceed in a morally wrong action, then play the victim when getting called out.

This team bliss likes to participate in fucktardism on an almost regular basis, based on their code contributions.

by xdauser June 3, 2015

fucktarded

A stronger insult than 'retarded,' but a little less politically incorrect, and a tad more vulgar.

You remember the Virtual Boy? Yeah, that thing was fucktarded.

by J. Sizzel December 22, 2004

fucktarded

1.A situation, person, or thing that is both fucked up and retarded simultaneously 2. combining the phrase "fucking retarded" into one word, similar to "fugly" combining the two-word phrase "fucking ugly"

Many song and movie remakes are critically acclaimed, while those who think contrary claim remakes are fucktarded.

You'd be surprised how many fucktarded by-laws there are in your province/city/district which were passed long ago when they were relavent to ongoing issues.

by Nicholas M February 4, 2007