one who inserts their penis into a cats asshole or vagina for lack of a real human to do it to. That can be caused by ugliness, a deformity in the penis, other defects unattractive to females, or just being plain bored off your ass.
by napoleondynamite June 07, 2005
1. someone who is particularly anal about things that no one else cares about
2. someone that thinks he is better than everyone else
2. someone that thinks he is better than everyone else
Jay is such a duck fucker! Did you read that article he wrote in the school paper? No on cares about that gross band.
by Bridgett May 04, 2006
someone who only believes in dating someone that has money, a nice car and is willing to spend it on the status fucker
by Ashley Owens March 31, 2008
A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
Used by Undertale fans, means that they would ship themselves with one or two of the game's main characters (Sans or Papyrus).
Fan 1: "Hey, have you seen Sans? He's too cute!!! xoxo <3"
Fan 2: "Ew! Get away from me bone fucker."
Fan 2: "Ew! Get away from me bone fucker."
by Zangeiti May 07, 2016
Jared: Dude you are such a furby fucker.
Joe: Shut the fuck up man.
Jared: I saw you fucking that little furby looking thing in the barn. You busted a nut on it too, you little furby fucker.
Joe: Shut the fuck up man.
Jared: I saw you fucking that little furby looking thing in the barn. You busted a nut on it too, you little furby fucker.
by Kentucky Hillbilly June 01, 2010
See also: chicken fucker, goat fucker, sheep fucker
One who molested one or several buffalo from behind in a sexual manner;Also, individual or individuals residing in rural Illinois causing buffalo farms to be shut down and there stock sold off
One who molested one or several buffalo from behind in a sexual manner;Also, individual or individuals residing in rural Illinois causing buffalo farms to be shut down and there stock sold off
by FrAmuNdaChEeSe August 09, 2020