fuck me in the ass and call me johnny 

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

ass hair dick fuck 

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin

oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck

ass hair dick fuck by larry smellbuttz May 7, 2018

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth 

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".

Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth by nepvll March 12, 2023

fuck her right in the ass

To penetrate a women in their anus - an unpolite way of telling someone to have strong relationships with another human being.

u shud fuck her right in the ass imo

fuck her right in the ass by fifu92336 May 26, 2015

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid by ZenTam May 28, 2018

fuck me in the ass 

A term anyone could use when they are horny and need a little anal.

I want you to fuck me in the ass RIGHT NOW.

fuck me in the ass by Batman666x October 31, 2017

FUCK HER IN THE ASS

Fuck her in the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

FUCK HER IN THE ASS

Fuck her baby. In the asshole.

Fuck her in the ass

Fuck her in the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK HER IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

FUCK HER IN THE ASS by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 22, 2021