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Frank-off

(v). to jack it to pictures of frank iero
(n). safe way to say fuck off
hey, liz and i are going to go frank-off, wanna come?

hey! frank-off asshole!
by billy frikin ball March 18, 2007
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frank story

A random, pointless statement of fact with no contribution to an ongoing conversation. It has no point, and ends abruptly.
Person 1: "Did you watch the Pats game?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they kicked the Steelers ass!"
Person 3: "I saw this really big tree outside today..."

Person 1: "Thanks for the Frank Story."
by Francis Smith January 3, 2008
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frank drank

8 cups Sprite to 2 cups 100 proof Southern Comfort in a 2 liter Sprite bottle.
"damn son...you b crunk'd on frank drank."
by dad. October 10, 2008
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Frank At A Bank

An event causing all operations at a financial institution to cease being that the attentions and desires of all female employees have been diverted by the presence of a gentleman.
Lame Dude #1: What's going on, yo? All the girlies are ignoring us and all throwing themselves at that one dude over there.
Lame Dude #2: I know. The last time I saw something this was when there was a Frank At A Bank.
by Frank At A Bank Lover 10,000 September 2, 2011
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fankylc

your average joe. makes funny posts on instagram that make you go hee-hoo
oh shit, a fankylc post! can't wait to see what funny post he has in store :)
by wiimboy August 9, 2021
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stadium frank

The act of receiving a blumpkin while in the process of upper decking someone.
I was upper decking Brent at his party last night, when Sheila barged in and gave me a stadium frank.
by Carlosito September 11, 2007
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Lalani-Frank Conjecture

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011
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