D.F.T.

Definite Fleacollar Tanline- a girl who is dog ugly

"You see Hills girl last night?"
"Yeah. Nice ass but she had a D.F.T."

by Dragonracer September 11, 2006

T.F.T.L

To Fat To Live.

When some idiot acts like they are dying because the cellulite in their body keeps them from performing normal functions and to top it all off they bitch because they want you to help them. Well you are T.F.T.L. Cuz I left the forklift at the house

The T.F.T.L.: *passed out while walking from his bed to his XBox 3 steps away*

Me: *runs away* Man he's just T.F.T.L.

by Cb the Charley boo November 4, 2012

F.T.F.

Acronym for Fuck The French

"Michael Phelps is the bomb!"
"Yeah! F.T.F.!"

by Shadowbeaver December 23, 2008

F.T.N.

Abbreviation for "Fuck The Navy" -Term coined by young cocky sailors in the Navy, usually 1 year or less, who think they deserve more respect than their rank gives them without trying to earn it. Also this term is avidly used by sailors who have previously been discharged and couldn't survive in the real world, only to reenlist so they can complain about the job they have to do in the Navy to earn a paycheck and full benefits.

After coming to work hung over for the third time this week, Airman Recruit Shmuckatelli lividly plastered the stall walls with "F.T.N." after he was ordered to swab the deck before he got the chance to recover from last night's party.

by LawnDartF18 August 2, 2011

F.T.W.

A common intentional mispelling of wtf to show emphasis or bewilderment

John: I think I am in love with Rick
Mike: F.T.W.!!!!

by tehchode September 21, 2005

C.R.A.F.T

Cant Remember A Fucking Thing

A group or gathering of people who wish to consume alcohol to another level.

"went out on friday, became o member of the craft society!"

by Dan November 17, 2003

F.T.W.

acronym for: fuck that whore!

manA: what did you do man?

manB: I just F.T.W.!

by Desmando December 25, 2007