fruit loop

I've always used fruit loop to describe someone who was a bit dippy or loopy, in the mad, scatter-brained sense.

I can't believe you just said that, you fruit loop!

by Em1710 August 3, 2006

fruitcatch

Game, a contest to see who can get a proposition for gay sex first.

Hey, nice to see you here in Oahu! Let's go play some fruitcatch.

by mekskwpm October 5, 2008

fruit salaad

Is a term used by a Facebook user under the name Firas Al Maghrabi to describe a football team after a particularly shameful performance that could be due to: a state of confusion, Disorder, Poor Organization or generally influenced by excessive food or alcoholic intake.

today they were fruit salaad.

The defense was absolute fruit salaad.

Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .

by theotherone May 3, 2009

Fruit - "E" - Wrap

A "fruit by the foot or fruit roll-up" wrapped around ones johnson, leaving room around the head for a fruity treat. Might I warn you, this often lead to a fruit explosion...

1. I finished the night off by giving her a tasty bedtime snack as I let her fiest on an "Fruit - "E" - Wrap". She could taste the rainbow as she guzzled on the exotic waterwall
2. All way to the droopy plums as she helped herself to an all you can eat "Fruit - "E"- Wrap"

by Toga Yoga November 25, 2010

Fruit of Yanni

Fruit of Yanni is a legendary thing that only the highest of the high can reach. It is said that only a man who bears golden robes can achieve and eat the fruit of yanni.

My heart yearns for the fruit of yanni.

by TheyCallMeBigQuill69 November 14, 2011

fruitakke

When you eat a piece of fruit and the juice squirts all over your face.

"I wanted to eat a peach for breakfast, but I didn't want fruitakke on my way to work"

by ingnuty August 26, 2013

fruice

n. Someone who does not like orange juice

Girl: Do you like orange juice?
Boy: No
Girl: Why are you such a fruice?!

by fruityfruiter February 8, 2014