Doobery Ferkin

Is a doobery's mate. Used again by the famous security guard Uncle Keith this phrase is used often amongst his doobery friends.

'How are you my Doobery Ferkin?'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'

by Matt February 27, 2004

Forcing an owl to jog at noon

To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!

Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010

Furking

Lurking on Facebook

I haven't had anything interesting to post lately, I've just been furking.

by kahoenurse November 16, 2009

fookin nob

catchphrase of Rich "da cunt" Fawcett

James: didnt manage to burn that cd for you

Rich: fookin nob

by unknown October 21, 2004

furkini

A word used to describe a hairy woman or man from the waist down. A bikini/speedo type bottom made of body hair.

Little did he know she was sporting a furkini under her designer jeans....

by Edubya July 5, 2007

Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.

She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.

by Ratcheer November 28, 2006

farking

When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).

The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.

by Panaeleous March 31, 2008