Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

Stanley Cup

A cup.. Normally anyways. In a certain school its definition has been rewritten to be : A deadly weapon to be used to commit blunt force trauma on the skull.

This kid said he wanted to fight me. Little does he know, i've got a Stanley Cup in my backpack waiting on him.

by ndhoodquencher April 28, 2023

isla and stanley

isla and stanley is the definition for the coolest people on earth. they are the most long lasting couple ever and SHALL be getting married someday. i will make sure of it. isla and stanley are both cool amazinf and funny. and also isla has a huge wang.

person 1: “u ok?”
person 2: “yeah yeah i’m good. oh look it’s isla and stanley!!”
person 1: “oh my goooood they look so awesome!!!!!”
in unison: “woah look at islas huge dong!”

by fentabuser911 November 18, 2025

Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.

I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.

by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018

Stanley

Stanley (also known as Stanners) is a man who enjoys the works of Hidetaka Miyazaki and will INSIST that Dark Souls 2 is a good game. Stanley also has a brother who is an absolute shitposter. Other than that, he is a nice fellow with a good sense of humour, cares a lot about his friends and is overall a good laugh.

Barlothemew: Yo I heard that Stanley really likes Dark Souls 2?
Archibald: What! I HATE that game!

by Netcablr6169 January 12, 2023

Stanley Cup

A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.

I got a Stanley cup because I waited outside of Target since 1:30am.

by Pialinist January 25, 2024