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Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.
Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now
by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013
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two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"
by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013
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This word describes the canon event/tradition of every person who wins the Stanley cup. The winners all must dip their testicles into the Stanley cup trophy filled with beer
Im going to put my balls in the Stanley cup filled with beer. I’m going to beer ballin Stanley cup dipper
by Pennypie33333 May 25, 2025
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Stanley Steamer

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area
Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020
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A Stanley

Man I did A Stanley yesterday, most relaxing day in the woods ever!!
by StopLampTime October 30, 2018
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stanley

stanley is a town full of smackheads, charvers and wrongins. in the whole population they have approximately 9 teeth between them all
aw here mate watch out, she’s from stanley she’s a pua scruff
by dodgeydeals17375 March 10, 2021
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Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)
Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
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