the kind of shopping that exists purely as a survival mechanism- the primary goal is the acquisition of sustenance
Person 1: Do you want to go to the mall with me?
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Uhh... Whatever you want, really...
Person 2: I only ever go foodshopping. All other forms of getting the things are extraneous. And I already have food.
Person 1: Oh... well, have fun not dying, I guess?
Person 2: Righto!
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Uhh... Whatever you want, really...
Person 2: I only ever go foodshopping. All other forms of getting the things are extraneous. And I already have food.
Person 1: Oh... well, have fun not dying, I guess?
Person 2: Righto!
by cathuman March 4, 2018
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Dave: I'm just popping out to KFC.
Sean: Oh, get me a twister combo please mate?
Dave: Here you go.
Dave to 3rd person: Sean's such a foodsponge, I'll never see the money for it.
Sean: Oh, get me a twister combo please mate?
Dave: Here you go.
Dave to 3rd person: Sean's such a foodsponge, I'll never see the money for it.
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by Jjjjjjlover November 26, 2019
Get the Foolscap mug.An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb. Typically used in a positive light where the word “fuck” is typically used in a negative light.
Antonym: Fuck “Many an emotion is found between a fuck and a foob.”
Noun: “I give a big foob about the environment!” “That foober in line ahead of us just paid for our coffees!”
Verb: (To cuddle) “Honey, when we get home I could use some serious foob time.”
Adjective: “Damn beautiful! That foobing sky is so clear and blue!”
Adverb: “First place! I foobing ran that race!”
All the above: “You foobing foobed my foobin' cat! You said you hated cats, you foobing foob!!!”
Noun: “I give a big foob about the environment!” “That foober in line ahead of us just paid for our coffees!”
Verb: (To cuddle) “Honey, when we get home I could use some serious foob time.”
Adjective: “Damn beautiful! That foobing sky is so clear and blue!”
Adverb: “First place! I foobing ran that race!”
All the above: “You foobing foobed my foobin' cat! You said you hated cats, you foobing foob!!!”
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