flunce

When a socially inept dunce lacks the ability (learned or genetic) to exert reasonable control over flatulating (farting) in social situations.

"Man, you see those poor fools gagging over there next to Darious? Oh no.......he musta flunced BIG TIME. Get Rudy Poot up here on the double!!"

by The paulinator October 5, 2009

flunch

An easy way to ask "what's for lunch?" to a workmate.

"Flunch?" or "Dude, flunch?"

by thrtnastrx February 22, 2008

Flunt

a open sore or wound filled with dried puss on a females body used for sex

yo i fucked this girl last night she had the wettest flunt ever and i was sooo tight

by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

Flunctration

The act of missing class 3 weeks in a row.

Teacher: Has anyone seen Joe around?

Student: He's in the process of flunctration, Mr. Smythe.

by jefef October 30, 2007

flunctious

someone who is such a smart-ass, even when they're wrong.

(flunctious) person 1: "trust me, don't take off your glasses; because then you won't recognize me. you're welcome.
person 2: wh- *sigh* thanks for the advice

by urmominator69 April 26, 2022

functionale

An alternative noun form of the word "function," often emerging in drunken conversations.

Dude, I don't think that's the proper functionale of that broom stick.

by Matt Dubbya March 22, 2009

Flunatic

Freelance flu groupie/hobbyist who spends days camped out at the computer monitoring the coming ManBearPig Flu pandemic and reporting each recorded sneeze and sniffle.

The flunatics must be having a mass doomgasm right about now, eh?

by GeneralisEMO April 29, 2009