Nitroglycerine.
Achmed Da Dead Terrorist might have preferred embombing fluid to preserve his corpse, but since he is now virtually nothing but a fleshless skeleton, anyway, said funeral-home procedure might not make much difference at this point, anyway.
by QuacksO December 6, 2023

It means nothing, stop asking me, for the love of god, please.
It’s not semen, it’s not a derogatory word for a woman, it means literally nothing, I’m trying to add this here because people kept asking me back when I had friends and they decided to check Urban Dictionary and saw the one definition about cum.
Please, I do not and probably will not add true context to it, stop asking for me to add something before the punchline to make it funny.
It’s not semen, it’s not a derogatory word for a woman, it means literally nothing, I’m trying to add this here because people kept asking me back when I had friends and they decided to check Urban Dictionary and saw the one definition about cum.
Please, I do not and probably will not add true context to it, stop asking for me to add something before the punchline to make it funny.
Person 1: “haha wum fluids”
Person 2: “wasn’t this already submitted”
Person 1: “idk, everywhere at the end of time💀”
Person 2: “wasn’t this already submitted”
Person 1: “idk, everywhere at the end of time💀”
by DillonVentures March 9, 2022

A test, such as a Drug Test or STD Test, where you need to piss or secrete into a container or tube for the purpose of:
a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.
a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.
He says it wasn't his, but we're gonna test his jizz. No way Bro's passing this Fluids Quiz.
I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!
I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!
by AdamGoodBet September 3, 2021

by aryguy April 11, 2009

Homogenous Substance
Unity of Matter (Sublation of Spatiality; negativity) and Spatiality, Pure Extension.
Fluids are the sublation of the virtual-actual continuum (the immediate relation between Space and Matter, the latter being itself nothing but the relation between Space and Matter; this relation is essentially irreducible).
Substances are infinite considering that they are the first sublation of Spatiality. Given this, we may also posit that the Fluid is the only substance whose infinitude has a certain connection with the finitude of Space.
Unity of Matter (Sublation of Spatiality; negativity) and Spatiality, Pure Extension.
Fluids are the sublation of the virtual-actual continuum (the immediate relation between Space and Matter, the latter being itself nothing but the relation between Space and Matter; this relation is essentially irreducible).
Substances are infinite considering that they are the first sublation of Spatiality. Given this, we may also posit that the Fluid is the only substance whose infinitude has a certain connection with the finitude of Space.
The Fluid is the relation between Finitude and Infinitude
by endomorphosis January 10, 2021

A test, such as a Drug Test or STD Test, where you need to piss or secrete into a container or tube for the purpose of:
a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.
a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.
He says it wasn't his, but we're gonna test his jizz. No way Bro's passing this Fluids Quiz.
I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!
I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!
by AdamGoodBet September 3, 2021
