Flop Era 

When someone has officially 'tanked' or has done 'bad' in a category such as social media views, personal life issues and etc. This is normally used as a joke and is used in a humours way.

This is usually used in 'floptok'.

I'm in my flop era!

Flop Era by amazingslayer September 25, 2023

flop dog 

Ottawa Valley slang. When one sticks a frozen hot dog into one's vaginal recesses. It is kind of like a dildo, or a diller. However, it is smaller, and more dangerous due to the fact that a piece could easily fall off and subsequently become cunt junk. Therefore, it should only be used by professionals.

I bet that girl uses a flop dog.
yep, she's been flap dagged alright!

flop dog by GWN May 4, 2007

flop copter 

When the male recipient of anal sex either doesn't achieve or loses his erection during penetration. As he recieves anal sex his flacid member flops around in a circular manner.

"You are so gay you watched that flop copter until it gained altitude."

"I was really turned on while she was pegging me but i was still spinning a flop copter the whole time."

flop copter by Mr_Hand November 7, 2009

Flop Job 

Receiving a blow job from either male or female whilst having a flaccid penis.

This one time at a party I was so drunk I couldn't get it up and got a flop job.

Flop Job by SmegWormGoon June 30, 2011

flop nugget 

A flop nugget is a vagina with long floppy lips like wilted donkey ears.

Gina has to wear two pairs of panties while she jogs to keep her flop nugget from bruising her inner thighs.

flop nugget by gillnet1 March 18, 2014

Flop job 

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.

I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job

Flop job by CRuffian May 31, 2017

flop account 

The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.

Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.

flop account by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021