flex glue

glue but it flexes

Phil has sniffed to much Flex Glue and now all he can see is martians!

by ieatbees November 2, 2020

Developer Flex

Writing complex programming code to show that you are a "good" developer.

Dev 1: This is the most complex code I have ever seen. Why do we need all these methods?
Dev 2: I guess he was just trying to developer flex

by The Red Head Developer December 21, 2020

Nerd Flex

1. Noun
expensive nerdy items a person has

2.
Flexing on nerds with expensive nerdy Items

1. I got a Botcon 2005 wings of honor set, nerd flex.

2. That guy with the Botcon set is Nerd Flexing on us

by NudeNerd January 29, 2019

Neg Flex

Short for negative flexing.

Boasting competitively about how terrible your experience was.

Person A: "Oh man, I drank so much last night"

Person B: "Well I drank so much, I can't remember a thing and I'm pretty sure I threw up on my Mum."

Person A: "Dude, why you have to neg flex right now?"

by Odear April 7, 2019

Aggravated Flexing

When a person puts on like they about something which they are not.In order to try to impress a someone they just met...

bro all this aggravated flexing is unnecessary and unwarranted

by timmay!!!!!!loud August 5, 2018

intellectual flexing

When someone name-drops philosophical and theoretical heavyweights in casual conversation, or babbles at length about some obscure academic idea. A form of showing off one's supposed intelligence. Associated with the pseudo-intellectual and mansplaining types.

at a party
Person 1: "You know, that movie reminds me of something Kant says in the Analytic of the Sublime...'"
Person 2: "I'm just trying to have a good time tonight. I don't need to hear your intellectual flexing."

by absolutelytheworst October 7, 2019

x flex

when someone you know gets the iphone x and tries to show it off in any situation possible

Brad: Yo, can someone take a picture of me?
Chad: I gotchu bro!
Ryan: Actually, I’ll take it because my camera has better quality.
Brad+ Chad: Stop x flexing.

by chickenlover69420 December 25, 2018