fitzy

A small white albino child who posseses an extremely small penis relative to a toothpick, yes, quite small indeed. Your average fitzy will always strive to gain anal satisfaction via half eaten cucumbers.

The term fitzy can also be used as a verb when describing something homosexual, small, insignificant and most importantly gender confused.

1. Keep me away from that fitzy!! I already have three genital infections.

2. Michael Fitzpatrick

3. Oi get over here you fitzy loving slut.

by poon loving mexican November 8, 2007

Shaun Fitzgerald

Vibe master

Shaun Fitzgerald is the definition of Vibe to the highest degree, never letting up a moment where he doesn't vibe

Guy1:Yo look at Shaun Fitzgerald over there, he is the vibe master

Guy2:Shit you right

by ShiddinOnDaCock October 20, 2019

Fitzrolled

When you are given two warnings simultaneously, the first one being for no reason and the second one being for talking back to the accusing teacher (aka defending yourself)

Jimmy: (reading quietly)
Teacher: Jimmy! 1 for talking!
Jimmy: But sir, i wasn't...
Teacher: 2 for talking back!
Johnny: You just got Fitzrolled!

by Delfinator March 4, 2009

Fitzy

a gay diabetic

Dude stop being such a dumb fitzy.

by mnbvcxzpoiuytrewq November 6, 2010

Fitzed

To thumb someones ass

he fitzed her while she wasn't looking

by bloobfloob February 2, 2008

Fitzy

Someone who sits around all day and munches on severe cock. Likes to finger his dogs bumwhole amongst other favorite past-times.

"Hey theres Fitzy again fingering bumwhole"

"Holy shit he is too"

"Classic Fitzy"

OR

Can now be used as
"Wow that guys pulling a huge Fitzy!"

"Jesus he's going for gold"

by Mr. Sleeves October 17, 2008

fitzhenry

when some one has realy hairy pitz.
such as, when a person place or thing has massive body sweat and it gets absorbed my the hairy, henries.

"wow, my fitzhenry's are going wetter every second"

by whitehawksgirls2008champions May 16, 2008