Filter hope

The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.

A: Didn't you already email her?

B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.

A: That's a filter hope, B.

by subsubsublibrarian October 8, 2011

Pussy filter

A strategy game developers use to cater to the numerous scum of the earth without spine to gain money, when they don't want to use effort, disregarding accuracy, passion, or quality.

Modern warfare has a pussy filter, they encourage camping, abusing meta, and hardscoping.

by gamingchungus November 1, 2021

Filter Fucking

Filtration fucking, or also known as filter fucking is the newest trend amongst people born 1997-2005.

Rather than traditional dating or true casual dating men and women alike will grab onto the nearest person who checks their boxes and no matter how perfect, if they don’t appease them in bed, then they aren't worthy! They will filter them out to be replaced quickly!

They call this dating when its really the worst king of hooking up with extra steps

P1: Oh my God Rebecca was insane in bed last night!

P2: How many bodies?

P1: She said 3, but was really talented
P2: BRO RUN SHES FILTER FUCKING YOU

by RottenCreamCheese January 30, 2025

dildo filter

To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.

He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.

by whoisthepoet August 18, 2016

Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs

Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.

by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021

filtered

A pejorative term typically used by 4chan users on the Video Games board to indicate the subject has been victim of a casual filter. It is typically used facetiously to call someone bad at a game as an insult. Can be used in other contexts, e.g. calling oneself bad at the game.

See also "casual filter"; "skill issue"

-"Game is fun when you don't get insta-killed by some random enemy off-screen at the end of your run"
-"Filtered"

-"Hey guy this game filtered me pretty hard, can someone offer me tips so I can stop being trash?"

by Extimous July 24, 2023

Minecraft pop filter

When someone thinks they have a pop filter on in a video but don’t and it’s just straight BASS

Check out my latest video. You have 5 to subscribe or you will get minecraft pop filtered irl

by Mxsked January 31, 2020