that's not a fart

What you say when you think you have to fart, but it's really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way.

*Person farts*
*Person tries to fart again*
Person: That's not a fart...
*Person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny*

by Steve TheRapper Storms August 23, 2012

fart

It's another word for "ass blaster"

My ass blasted in your face.

by fuck off October 15, 2006

Fart

Something kids are obsessed with, usually the little boys will blow on one their teachers.

Little Kid: You smelt it, you delt it.

by loco asshole February 9, 2005

Fart

The agonising scream of an imprisoned turd.

Trevor let out a slow moaning fart. Go to the toilet and release it Trevor.

by Toppy December 23, 2019

Fart

An almost completely unused way of saying pussy.

Billy: I just nibbles on your mom’s fart. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pedoguy123 May 28, 2018

Fart

A ghastly group of flatulence let out by all humans. Although, the wild species of human called the Mexican seems to let it out more than others.

That Mexican kid, Pedro, lets out his farts whenever he wants

by UrMumIsMySlave March 1, 2017

Fart

n. Gas that comes from the anus.
v. To pass methane gas through the anus.
adj. An insult.

n."That fart smelled really bad!"

v."I just farted."

adj."You're such an annoying little fart!"

by ?..? August 5, 2007