bunk false combo

When something (i.e. situation or person) appears to be enjoyable from a distance. Yet, when seen up close the situation/person is whack.

"Dude, on the dance floor she was banging. But, the next morning I picked her up...and in the daylight she was a total bunk false combo."

by Motek July 29, 2005

false sense of humor

An inflated feeling that one has a good sense of humor because his/her significant other laughs at all of his/her jokes.

"Dude, why does Adrian think he is so funny, his jokes are lame."
"Because his girlfriend giggles at every single one of his jokes and gives him a false sense of humor."

by Trojan29 June 12, 2009

false wake up

The initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.

Luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking Jack and cokes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. "Fuck me. That first one was a total false wake up," he observed.

by Idrinkalot December 6, 2010

False equivalence

Used when a liberal has absolutely no comeback for your undeniable facts and comparisons. Employed when they have no rebuttal and completely run out of feelings.

Well thats just false equivalence. Explain to me how it is. It just is so your facts are now rendered useless to me

by Qrut September 17, 2020

False hope snow

A snow storm or blizzard which brings hope that you won't be able to go to work/ go to school, only to wash off that night or melt.

Person one: "We had so much snow last night! But school is still open!"

Person two: "Damn that False hope snow!"

by ODarshes January 5, 2009

false front

wearable breast enhancements arranged inside a bra, falsies

When she stretched he could see that she was wearing a false front.

by BaileyTwo March 7, 2010

False Nap Syndrome

A sleeping disorder characterized by attempting to go to sleep earlier than usual, only to wake up a couple hours later. This is due to the person's brain thinking they are only taking a nap, rather than wanting to sleep for a full night.

Affects mostly frequent nap takers, night owls, and those with no sleep schedule.

A: Oh wow, you look terrible.
B: I know. I tried to go to bed at 10 last night, but I woke up again at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep.
A: Sounds like a case of False Nap Syndrome. That's what you get for staying up until 4 AM every night.

by Cenex September 26, 2012