Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

by Pedro November 18, 2004

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Fatherless

Word used to describe Andrew Tate fans (little boys that were influenced by a goofy ass bald guy)

person 1: "I love andrew tate"

person 2: "you are fatherless and and have no bitches"

by Phassmophobbia August 20, 2022

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father

A man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars.

If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.

I work hard to be a good father to all my kids. I've raised them all to be wise and productive.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

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