Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.
Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"
Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."
Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."
by carpetstain July 14, 2022
Get the Scottish Exitmug. Terrible tasting brew that calls itself a beer, originated from the one and only greatest state ever. New Jersey. Tastes of Celery and hairspray at most but not all times, unusually better tasting when warm. At this point it goes from the norm of celery and hairspray to a more cat piss, arm pit sweat taste, which one may enjoy more then veggies and hairproducts. If you enjoy getting your haircut, while consuming your daily amounts of vegetables, this should be your beer of choice.
Hey does anyone want another exit 4, Im heading to the fridge now?
No thanks, I dont like produce junction, nor do I enjoy hair salons.
No thanks, I dont like produce junction, nor do I enjoy hair salons.
by Nitsuj0207 June 21, 2010
Get the exit 4mug. The go-to maneuver when you're deep in a crowd and trying to leave. It is the most logical exit strategy. As you dance past them, bystanders will respect you for being a fucking boss. If you remain hype on your way out, people will ignore the fact that you're lame for leaving that party, concert, rave, etc. Always a 'W'.
Own that exit dance, and getcho ass out of there.
i.e. also works to get to the front at a rave
Own that exit dance, and getcho ass out of there.
i.e. also works to get to the front at a rave
"I need some water! Lets get out of this crowd!"
* holds intense eye contact *
"Listen mate, this crowd is thick. Looks like an exit dance is our only way out."
* holds intense eye contact *
"Listen mate, this crowd is thick. Looks like an exit dance is our only way out."
by svggytits November 13, 2016
Get the Exit Dancemug. As friendly as folks are in Montana, they always stop to say hello, usually on horseback, and then quickly go on about their business. Perhaps fishing, hunting, checking cattle, or fencing.
by Terms of the West August 18, 2022
Get the Montanan exitmug. .
by AUDITORIUMU February 19, 2025
Get the 《¤》Entrance《¤》exit《¤》entrance《¤》Exit《¤》mug. A social departure similar to the Irish exit, distinguished by the act of uttering something disruptive or mood-dampening before promptly leaving a gathering, effectively ending the evening without giving others a chance to respond.
After declaring that pineapple does belong on pizza, Mark swiftly performed a Belfast exit, leaving the stunned dinner guests to contemplate his controversial opinion.
by PadreGustavo February 26, 2024
Get the Belfast exitmug. The grim reality of the situation hit them hard when they realized that their beloved pet had suffered the Ultimate Exit, succumbing to a tragic Projectile Trifecta in its final moments.
by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024
Get the Ultimate Exitmug.