Literally the best friend you could ever ask for, funny and has the best comebacks that you could never think of that fast. Buy your Eugene snacks, trust me.
by Artemis_W December 18, 2022
Get the Eugene mug.1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'
2. A song by Pink Floyd
3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac
2. A song by Pink Floyd
3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac
Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
by BaklavaMcFunny February 29, 2024
Get the Careful with that axe Eugene! mug.Eugene is a cool guy. He has tons of friends, and is a ladies man. He’s 6’3 and gets all A’s. Everyone would want to be his friend. He’s super sexy and handsome. Did I mention he’s so cool? Well he’s super cool, he could lift over 200 pounds and can play every instrument in the world. Since he’s 6’2 he can get the cookie jar on the top of the cabinet and open the pickle jar.
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by anonymous April 17, 2021
Get the Eugene mug.The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
Get the Extreme Eugene Kanning mug.A movement that seeks to make humans more beautiful and has nothing to do with race because there are babes and hunks in all races. It would be done by selective breeding and genetic engineering.
One mothod would be to bave a bank for eggs and sperm where babes can store there eggs and hunks there sperm so they can have more babies.
One mothod would be to bave a bank for eggs and sperm where babes can store there eggs and hunks there sperm so they can have more babies.
by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010
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