Eugene

Many people view him as a faggot or nerd but when you actually get to know him, he’s really kind and caring and always puts others before himself. Not to mention really good at sports and probably has a 10 generation knowledge in Kung Fu. Probably IP Man’s great great nephew or something.

So think twice before you choose to get on his bad side.

“Damn who is this nerd! He broke this guy’s bone in 1 punch!”
“Done careful, don’t you know that’s Eugene?”

by Asian Shelby November 23, 2021

Eugene

This is a very down to earth person who really loves keeping to himself, not leaving out the fact that he’s incredibly handsome and smart, when girls like him he never gets the hint.

Damn, why wouldn’t Eugene notice me

by George Shawn November 23, 2021

Eugene

Very handsome man, often qualified as mentally and physically unstable. Attracted by kids of a younger age. Clumsy and unsuccessful, very often pictured with a Henry. Eugne is also very likely to be spotted in a massive school shooting.

Eugene is very often in company of Henry. Also portrayed as a magnet to the ladies

by Simon_0229 November 23, 2021

Eugene

Eugene is a fart knocker from Phillipsburg, who was born from a turd with corn in it, floating down the Delaware River. He is sexy, smart, an amazing DJ and wears overalls to church. You piss him off, he will shit in your mouth and smack yo ass with a vacuum. He doesn’t put up with shit, especially yours, you old fucking kook. He’s loud, unmannered and fucking hotter than your mom. Hold the beef, he’s vegan.

You’re such a Eugene.

by Bitcheugene November 23, 2021

Eugene

Eugene is a smart person. He is a trustworthy and a genius friend with constant ideas.

Abby: did you hear about the new eugene coming to our class?
Joe: Yes, I heard he's real smart.

by Udic people June 22, 2023

Eugene Akanite

Persons who do not properly vet sources. Similar persons who were convinced Easy-E was injected with HIV, and Kyrie Irving was joining the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2023 trade deadline.

Don’t Eugene Akanite yourself and check the sources and facts before making false claims.

by misterrightmoew March 16, 2023

Eugening

When you poop so hard that it leads to the unintended stimulation of the prostate gland, leading to ejaculation.

Sorry for taking too long, I was eugening back there.

by TheGuyWhoDoesStuffWasTaken June 10, 2024